Wrapping up our ROTTEN EGGS triple feature, special guest Sarah Clingenpeel from Terror Films joins us as we follow an adorable, but audacious billionaire to a private island in Costa Rica to meet his caravan of cretaceous carnivores in Steven Spielberg’s JURASSIC PARK, starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough, Wayne Knight, Ariana Richards, Joseph Mazzello, Donald Gennaro, Samuel L. Jackson, and Bob Peck.
Wrapping up our ROTTEN EGGS triple feature, special guest Sarah Clingenpeel from Terror Films joins us as we follow an adorable, but audacious billionaire to a private island in Costa Rica to meet his caravan of cretaceous carnivores in Steven Spielberg’s JURASSIC PARK, starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough, Wayne Knight, Ariana Richards, Joseph Mazzello, Donald Gennaro, Samuel L. Jackson, and Bob Peck.
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Today we wrap up our Rotten Eggs triple feature with Steven Spielberg's action horror adventure 65 Million Years in the making. The embryos are freezing, the dinosaurs are sneezing, and the 1% is once again so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. As we follow an adorable but audacious billionaire to a private island in Costa Rica to meet his caravan of Cretaceous carnivores in Jurassic Park.
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Here's a doctor. Hammond was adorable. Fuck that guy. He's just. She is comfortable there. Or as a character, he does some questionable things and I say questionable. Like truly abhorrent. Horrible. Yeah, he's terrible, but it's as Richard Attenborough, you know, it's it's hard not to. Well, you got to separate the two. You gotta separate the two. Welcome to how I Met Your Monster, the show where we discuss the introductions to your favorite movie monsters.
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Today we are wrapping up our Rotten Eggs triple feature. With fucking dinosaurs. I don't know how to say it like it's pretty cool. Like Jurassic Park is. You know, it's. It's like a family movie, but it's a fucking monster movie. Like, I was there and sitting down, I'm like, I don't feel like I have to justify this, but sometimes I feel like I have to justify, like, is this does this constitute, as we did, Jingle All the Way?
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We did. We did it as a goof. Yeah. But, it's a monster movie. It's not only a monster movie, it's not only a horror movie, but it is 100%, within the genre realm. Yeah. Yeah. Total audience. Yeah. And that's. Oh, sorry. Oh, I was just going to introduce you, but go ahead. We'll do. We'll get to it.
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This is like a classic. Yeah. It's like it was that voice. It's like the mysterious person in the wings. Basically I was. I watched it last night, and I. That's. That opening scene is a horror scene. Like, I don't know how much horror is definitely more of a subgenre in this, but. But that opening scene is a horrific opening scene, and it's really scary.
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Yes. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. An adventure movie. It doesn't. It's not like beholden to those horror genre tropes, and yet it just opens up with the typical like it may as well be a slasher movie. You had the cold open and we haven't met the killer yet. It's just it's all tension. It's it's and it's implied violence. We don't see it, but it's like, oh, he's getting eaten by what may as well be like, you know, a monster from the thing at this point, because we have there's no.
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Yeah, I don't know, there's, there's no distinction yet. So. Yeah. It's pretty terrifying. Yeah. No it really is. And I, I you know I kind of thought like it's like it starts out kind of being like the lighting is like ate when they're in the forest. And then there's like a Raiders kind of feeling where it's like kind of like a Indiana Jones kind of thing.
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And then it gets into like, oh shit, there's something more sinister than any of those things in the times. But, yeah, the mysterious voice you all are hearing is, that of Sarah Klingon peel. She was she was happy enough to join us. I hope she wants to join us. This. She was gracious enough to join us today to talk about Jurassic Park and,
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Sarah, welcome to the show. You are the VP of marketing for Terror Films. How was how did you fall into that role? So, a long time ago, back in 2016, I was fresh out of college, and I played on a film called Elizabeth Blue. Which is not a horror film. It's a drama. It's about, mental health.
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Okay. And, everyone who worked on that film, Joe Day and the producer, Nicklin linear, the casting director, they eventually started Terror Films. And when they needed an assistant, they were like, they reached out to me because they liked working with me. So I started out as an assistant. And then slowly, as we started getting more films, I was also helping with social media.
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And the other people were like, oh, this, this is your wheelhouse. Like, you're doing really well over here. We're going to we're going to move you over here. And it just progressed. And now I handle marketing and press and all that. Amazing. That's cool. Yeah. And, for any of you listeners out there who aren't familiar with Tara films, you might recognize them as the company that, released hell House, LLC, that whole series.
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And, the taking of Deborah Logan. Oh. That's amazing. You know, with a whole list of other films. But I would I mean, to correct me if I'm wrong, but those are probably the most popular ones on your roster. Yeah, those are the ones we mentioned the most, and we just. I can now talk about it.
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We we just announced that the new hell House lineage film is getting a theatrical release. Oh. So excited. Yeah. So we we have a date. I can't say it, but it's August. August of this year. Okay. Because this is a strange time for, releasing films like determining whether or not something is like a theatrical release versus at home.
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Yeah. So imagine what that's like. And on your how do you is there a like how do you determine that. Like, oh, this needs to go theatrical or this is just going to go straight to I was gonna say straight to video, but I think we're streaming a little bit video. We only deal in streaming. Typically we, we are a digital release company.
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However hell House, we've been very supported by shudder for many years, for the hell House series. And they they helped us a lot with origins, which was the fourth film that came out last year. And they have lineage. So like, I don't know if this is true, but it's basically a shudder original. Shudder has had their hand in it.
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Okay. Since day one. So and they so they sort of helped us get in touch with iconic events and, and said, we think we can do, a theatrical release for this one. It's the last one in the series and the fans are really excited about it. You know, go into trading family. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's so exciting.
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Oh so well, thank you again for, joining us today. Thanks for having me. We are going to talk about some dinosaurs here in just a second. But before we get into that, I just want to remind anybody listening, if you are not subscribed to how I Met Your Monster, please find us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, anywhere you listen to your horror movie podcast.
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And, give us a follow. If you are all fans of Fangoria, as many horror fans are, but you aren't subscribed yet to their quarterly magazine. Very beautiful, very beautiful. If you're that one. Beautiful. I can't fucking know. I can't I can't even do these presentations anymore. I know, it's just so bad. Yeah. Can we get.
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Yeah. We need to get one episode two without talking about Trump. Fucking asshole. Sorry. Where I got to get into politics, but also, he's got an even order. He gets orange every time. I was at the gym yesterday and I was looking at him on the news and I was like, what's happening? He's. Maybe he was genetically modified by Ingen.
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And they've been like, kind of like testing. Yeah. And they like, they couldn't find his fucking his whole DNA strand. So they put DNA of a pumpkin to, to the fucking to close together to close the gap. Yeah, he's pumpkin head. He's becoming pumpkin. Don't fucking dare besmirch. Yeah, yeah, that was, that was an insult. I'm sorry, I dare you.
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I take that back. It's because he's old and sick and you're putting more color on him. Yeah. That's true. It's all padding, and he needs a new experience. Yeah. God is the makeup artist in this movie from Jurassic Park. And it's funny, like, you know, they bring dinosaurs to life. They could next thing to life as well.
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Well, you know, it's it's almost fitting that we end up talking about him at least once in every episode, because this is a monster podcast and he is truly a despicable human. Anyways, moving on. I was gonna I'm talking about fucking Fangoria. We're specifically talking to the one horror fan out there who is not subscribed to Fangoria.
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So, do with that information. As you wish. But but do it the way that makes it work. That just kind of works. Don't just take it and then put it needs to actually work a very specific way. That's that's exactly right. It's actually very scientific. All right. Oh. By the way, I was going to mention we're going to be talking about ILM in this episode.
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Yeah. And Zach and I actually visited Lucasfilm a few months ago. Like, was it December? Yeah, I got my hat on right here. So I'm going to say I have you taken my I've never taken this because the whole time I'm drinking out of my Jabba the Hutt, coffee mug from the Lucasfilm. Wow. Little store. They have a unique bespoke coffee shop there.
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Did you guys. Yeah. That's cool. I'm a big Star Wars nerd. Are you? Yeah. We did. What should I call it? There is George Lucas's screening room Zack had visited with his family. Zack's a big, Star Wars. George Lucas fan. So, my friend, he just actually left Lucasfilm, but he had us. He had Zack sit in George's, like, preferred seat in his private screening room that he designed himself.
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And we watched the trailer for, The Phantom Menace. That's awesome. This amazing set. It was. It was absolutely incredible. It was pretty cool. Yeah, it was, it was it was magical. And my and my daughter was like one and a half at the time, and, she sat on my lap. And it was her first time ever in a movie theater.
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And like, that's the theater she got to be in sitting in that seat. Girl, if you do not become a filmmaker, like the universe is fucking fucked up. Remember when she looked up at you and she's like, dad, I don't appreciate this now, but someday I want to look back at those photos with it, with with a single tear.
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And it was totally smart. You're going to show it on her Kelly Clarkson Show interview. Yes, yes, totally. All right, let's see here. Yeah. We're talking about Jurassic Park today, directed by Steven Spielberg. 1993. Dude, did he do this? Was this before or after Schindler's List? Because I know that's right. It was. He was literally doing it.
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He was. He did Jurassic Park. They did production on it. And then he went and did, Schindler's List. Okay. And they were in post on Jurassic Park while they were doing Schindler's List. And two giant films. So overlap, right? In my kind of crazy. Like I as a filmmaker, that makes me very anxious. It's overwhelming. Yeah, yeah, he was even saying that when they were.
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I was watching this behind the scenes. Footage of Spielberg when he was on the set of, Schindler's List. And he was saying he was kind of bummed as much as he loved Jurassic Park, he was like, I kind of hate it right now because it's taking me away emotionally. And just like, it's taking all my attention away from what I want, you know, it's Schindler's List is, I mean, speaks for itself, you know?
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So to have his attention have to go be diverted anywhere else than that. Yeah. Like diluted the experience a little bit. Yeah. I think I think the two movies speak for themselves. I think he did it, I think he did a pretty decent job, I think, I think he did. Okay. He did. But yeah I think from like dinosaurs and like monsters and all that silliness like yeah, Schindler's List.
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It's just hijinx, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little knock you off a cloud there, but, do you guys remember the first time you saw Jurassic Park? I have a memory of seeing it in theaters, but I don't know how that's possible. No. Thank you. So, because I would have been sort of been five, 4 or 5.
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Okay. I have this vivid memory of seeing in theaters. I don't know why I loved this, I loved this movie. I had, yeah, all the toys. I remember I woke up Christmas morning and my parents had set up. They had gotten like the, electric fence with, oh, at the tower.
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That was for that toy. So they actually just surrounded me with an electric fence, and he's very, Yeah, they did that. Yeah. You like it? You're like, you're a fucking cat. They did that to keep you away from the Christmas tree. No, it was the toys of from the movie. But yeah, it was a very big fan.
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Okay. Yeah, I guess I don't to answer your question, I, I think I remembered where I saw the first time, but I guess not. Yeah. So do you remember the first time you saw a dress? But I don't, and usually when I don't, it's because I probably saw it way too young. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I, I wasn't I couldn't have seen it in theaters either.
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I wasn't born, but, okay. Yeah. Like, I had this vague memory of seeing in theaters, but there's no way I could have because I was just. Yeah, I just didn't exist. But but I, I remember, I remember the first time watching it and thinking that the T-Rex just slipped. So cool. Yeah, yeah, it was a kid who loved dinosaurs.
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Like, I already had that hyper fixation. It was exciting to me. I was like, why doesn't this exist? And my parents are like, oh, watch the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I you'll understand. Yeah. There's a moral. Casey, do you remember, I don't know. No, I have no idea. There are only there are very few movies that I remember the first time.
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Okay. For the first time, I love how Spielberg did two movies. That one made everyone want to be an archeologist and then a paleontologist. Yeah, I can't think of any other jobs. Yeah, I wanted to be a marine biologist because of jaws. Oh, yeah. Marine biologist. What do I think? Yeah. Okay. That was like my my first. Every other kid was like, I want to be a singer.
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I want to be a lawyer. I was like, specifically like an it all gene. Yeah. Just jeans. Gene. Bull hair. I wanted to be a marine biologist when I was 32, but here we go. Oh, yeah. It's not too deep Blue Sea, though. Yeah. That's right. Well, then I went to art school and ruined everything, so,
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Anyway, I'll do it. Jurassic Park. It might be the only movie in existence that nobody dislikes. Yeah. You know. Yeah, that's a good. Never, ever, ever. Have you heard somebody say, yeah. I don't really like Jurassic Park. That's not real. That's a good point. I never thought about that. Yeah, it's a perfect movie. It is. It really is so good.
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And it has. You know, this is a show all about monster introductions. And, the T-Rex scene, the famous T-Rex scene, which we'll get to we'll talk about a little bit later. Is has to be one of the best monster intros of all time. I would agree. I know when I was me, I was doing notes on it.
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I was like, fuck. I was like, I could do a whole. We could do an episode, on the T-Rex scene a lot. Yeah, yeah, it's it's a lot. Do you remember your first time? My first, my first time. Well, I was 17. No, no, I was actually seven, so I probably, I think I saw this in the theater.
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I don't really remember it, but my mom was a big movie person, and she always showed us movies. And I'd been watching, you know, Raiders of the Lost Ark since I was, like, four. And so I am almost positive that I saw this in the movie theater. Yeah. I don't really remember it, but I'm sure it happened.
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But I do it like I remember, like, you know, Danny, you were talking about the toys. I remember having a lot of the toys, like the at the end when, like, the Raptors are attacking the T-Rex and like, like, lights the side of them, right? Like, I had the T-Rex. I had, like, a little back to the side.
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So there's a whole line of toys with like mauled dinosaur choice. But for some reason he loved it. Yeah. It's like, oh, it's half dead. Okay. Triceratops. That's that's slightly dying. Yeah. It comes with a big pile of shit accessories sitting on the side. They do have a a pop of Laura Dern and the tricep the triceratops. Do they really?
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I got it for my friend. Birthday one. They're amazing. That's pretty cool. There's no cute pile of dung. Oh. Oh. That's lame. Speaking of that, seeing like, Laura Dern is so good in this movie. So good. So. And, yeah, when she, you know, the emotion in her on her face when she goes up and she's touching the triceratops, and it's like this whole swirl of emotions from being like on a very basic level, like, oh my God, like, here's this sick, dying animal.
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And then on the other thing, it's like, oh my God, this is a creature that hasn't existed for 65 million using. It's just a full spectrum of emotions. It's just wild. Yeah. Laura Dern is also like she, you know, it's a horror movie because of her performance, especially in the second act, because, you know, there's the famous Spielberg stare.
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You know, it's it's set before you show the thing. You see the reaction. Her reactions in this movie are next level. It's like. And at the time, you know, when I first saw this, this was my, I would imagine was my introduction to Laura Dern as an actor and then to obviously see her career. I mean, now she's an Oscar winner.
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She has her whole very prolific work with, David Lynch. And you see that you're like, oh you get it. Like Spielberg's not just casting actors who are like the star at the time. They're fine. He's finding people who can make a movie about dinosaurs feel not only grounded, but like genuinely scary without it feeling trophy or without it feeling performative.
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I mean, there's like moments I will I will get into it, but and I don't want to I want to like Laura Dern. I want I want her moments to really shine. So I won't spoil them now. But, yeah, it's just her expressions alone. It's it's just crazy what she can do with a look. And, Yeah, I mean, yeah, you referenced the triceratops scene, which was more like the sincerity of it, but the fear she has is.
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Oh, it's so good. Yeah. And I love that you bring that up, because I was also noticing when I rewatched it, the acting going on between her, Sam Neill and I'm calling him in Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum. Oh, yeah. Their act, their reactions when they see that first dinosaur, when they see that Brachiosaurus saga is like a masterclass in acting of all three of them.
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Sure, the way they react is how you would react. It's not dinosaur. It's. Yeah, yeah. It's just there's so many, like, iconic and magical scenes in this movie. But yeah. Danny, to to your point about like the, the reacting to like the, you know, being scared and having all these reactions and everything, like they had to do that with nothing there.
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Right. And it wasn't like, you know, today they do that with like the Marvel movies and everything's on a green screen, whatever. Like they were on the sets. But still there was no dinosaurs there, obviously. And they also. Yeah. And the technology was so new that you didn't like, understand really like what that meant, you know, like there.
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Yeah. There's that like common thing that everyone knows. It's like, oh, I was acting against a tennis ball, but now you like you're saying like you have a frame of reference. Like I get it, like I don't know how the science and the technology may work, but I understand what the finished product is, is going to be. I get that it will be convincing.
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Yeah. But in 1992, or whenever they shot this 92, 91. Yeah. Like what are you comparing it to it. Well it's pretty cool. I was watching a, like a making of little thing on YouTube about this. And you know how Spielberg is big on his storyboards? For this, they actually took his storyboards and then did, like, claymation.
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They like, did it like 3D claymation animations of his storyboards so that they could play out the whole scenes. And so it wasn't just like a 2D drawing on the paper. And so they could show the actors like, this is what it's going to look like when you're acting against nothing. And so that was pretty cool. They're all like, sure, Steve.
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Sure. Yeah. It's real sure. And not to jump ahead too much, but the CGI. Yeah, yeah, it's so good. And this movie was 1993. I couldn't I was looking at that, the Brachiosaurus, and I was like, it doesn't look bad. Yeah, well, the thing is, like, when you first get your big CG moment with the T-Rex, you're like, okay, we're shooting it in the dark.
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There's a lot of cutaways. We're getting a lot of close ups, quick edits, but then you get the T-Rex in the daylight during the stamp. The, Gollum is Stampede scene, and then you get the Brachiosaurus. It's like, oh, they've just as good. Yeah, they were like tricking us or there wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't misdirection or anything. Well, I think that's the scene that sold Spielberg on, you know, they did a test scene of the what are they called, gallop Gollum.
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I miss running with the T-Rex after them. And, that was the moment where he was like, okay, you know, he had to go to Phil Tibbits. Actually, it's funny, this isn't just a tip. Tip it tip. It's tip, not tidbit. Tip it, tip it. It's built just once. So, Phil, Phil tidbits. Apologies, Mr. Tippett, if you're watching, if you're listening.
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So if you're listening to this episode, but, yeah, he had done all this stop motion animation and that was like how they were going to do it. But Spielberg was like, it's still like, I'm still seeing that little bit of jerkiness in there that makes it look like stop motion. So they started working with the, you know, with ILM, who had just come off of Terminator two, and they were doing the computer graphics for this, and they showed Spielberg and, Tippett.
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Tippett, stop it. They showed them, that scene with the gallop minus and the T-Rex and Spielberg was, like, so worried that he was going to have to tell him, like, hey, we're not doing stop motion anymore. But he looked over at him and Phil said, I think I'm extinct. And so they actually Spielberg put that in the movie when they're climbing up the stairs and, and, they just get to Jurassic Park and, Doctor Ian Malcolm says they're like, they're like, what are you going to do now?
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He's like, oh, I think we're out of a job. And Malcolm says, oh, I actually think you mean extinct. He did kind of like as like a little, little nod to it. Phil had told him. But and with that being said, Phil didn't end up out of a job. He actually worked with the animators and became like the head dinosaur creator working with the animators.
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And they also created, like because him and his team had been so used to doing things by hand and animating that motion they were having, like, there was like this blockage between them and like animating on a keyboard with the people that they needed to animate with. And so they created these animatronic dinosaurs, these robots. Right. That Danny, you actually we saw one at Lucasfilm.
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They have one on display. That were all like, you know, these little bits of computer that as they move them, it would read on to the computer and they could animate by stop motion, but it would be animated. It's just fucking wild. Wow. Everything came together to blend both worlds. They, like, found that sweet spot to make these dinosaurs.
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And it's just, just it's fucking mind blowing. It's amazing. It's so good. Yeah. The movie could have been a disaster because jaws, Spielberg's obviously famous for another monster movie. Jaws, and that one is famous for having a lot of issues with the physical, the Bruce, the shark, the the animatronic that they made. So it's like, they, they this could have been another the digital version of that where it's like, oh, the movie's great, but, you know, they had to you don't get a lot of shots of the dinosaurs, but like you said, the fact that it all just it was so the the fact that it all came together at such a
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perfect time of the tale of because T2 had won the Oscar. Yeah. For visual effects. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's just good timing. And then you get Stan Winston in the mix, making all the speaking of cool head animatronic dinosaurs, and he won the Oscar for this as well. And Stan Winston, we've been talking a lot about him on our show recently.
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Stans, man. That's the man. It's the monster. Yeah. The he's the. My name is. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, are you guys ready to head to, Islam is, I mean, you got to say Jurassic Park, I think it's. I love Island, new block, new blah toaster. I like Isla Nublar. You guys want to head to Island New Blah, which is 420 miles off the coast to Costa Rica.
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It's not really. You don't want to go to Jurassic Park? No. You wouldn't go the Jurassic Park. Did you see what? Oh, I mean, you wouldn't go to, like, I saw this movie. It was like, my toxic trait is that I would still go to Jurassic Park and find a chain. I'm like, yeah, totally. Like, because I think, like, that's if I want that on my headstone.
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Like when I die. Like, if I were to die, if I didn't survive this. Spoiler alert. We'll get to that section at the end of the. You still made it, like, died by dinosaur. Like it's like. Damn. Yeah. Badass. Yeah, like I can. I can live with that. I'd be dead. But.
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Right. Let's, let's hop on a helicopter with Doctor Hammond, who's like a dick for landing on that fucking dig site. What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's. I imagine he's adorable, but he's a he's not adorable. Well, that's a he's a sexist. You know, they're capitalistic. Yeah. It kind of like, proves the point that he, like, doesn't really understand what he's intending doing it for the show to like to, you know, so that he, he could do this, but he doesn't really understand what he's dealing with because he just found sequences of his actions.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's a great way to characterize him before we truly meet him. We totally he he doesn't care. He's landing on the dig site. He's going to mess it up because and then he's going to try to buy their endorsement by giving them more money to keep digging. Yep. Yeah. So messed up. I know it was, but it was really cute.
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He's so cute. He's. This is what I suppose he's a good grandpa sometimes. That's it. I don't think so. Actually, I think you're right. He brought his grandkids before I got approves. Exactly. From Ark, though. And I love an ark. And he is like the king of hubris. Okay, this is Pamela Voorhees all over again. Let's. I know I have a soft spot for, serial killers.
00;28;51;24 - 00;29;12;13
Familiar serial killers? Yeah, and he is. I guess he's not a serial killer, but he's a monster in his own right. His actions led to, many a death. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's not just the first Jurassic Park movie. Like so many movies. Yeah, it's true. So many more things happen, and it's all because of him.
00;29;12;15 - 00;29;36;05
Yeah. You know, I was thinking last night after watching this one, I've seen this one so many times, but I think I've only seen parts two and three, just one time each. I don't think I've ever seen them. Yeah, okay. I've seen. I don't want to spoil the second one, but, I'm about to his, his, his beautiful little arc that I just mentioned, kind of reverse it just it's the first ten minutes of the second one.
00;29;36;08 - 00;29;57;21
Yeah. Actually, what is it? We did it again. And they're, like, so cute, though. Okay, so that's how it sets up where he's like, let's try again. Yeah. And then, Ian Malcolm is like, all right. And at least in that one. All right. We're getting it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Moving on. This is what I was like.
00;29;57;23 - 00;30;13;11
Begin. Yeah I would like to check those out again though because I know I've seen them, but I just I just one time each and I don't really remember. So there are some really fun dinosaur attacks in the second one. Okay. Oh, God. The campus. I don't know if you'd call it. Yes. Yeah, I know what you mean.
00;30;13;17 - 00;30;33;02
It's like it's the RV when it's a class. Yeah, it is a master class in tension building. It is very much okay. Is it better than the T-Rex scene? And this one I would I would say no, but in the same way I love scream one as my favorite. But scream two has so many moments that are just like, oh, it's it's there.
00;30;33;04 - 00;30;55;20
It's just like that opening scene. Oh hi Indy, can you say hi, baby? Cameo? You're not supposed to take no goodness, no sense to be in here right now. She's like, she's like, dad, you're talking about dinosaurs, kids and dinosaurs. This is so messed up. How can you say. But okay, say bye to breakfast. Lunch? Okay. Go back to mama.
00;30;55;26 - 00;30;59;21
Just give her the.
00;30;59;23 - 00;31;28;25
Sorry, guys. Give her a mic. Yeah, we get her on. We need the the the youth's opinion on this stuff now because she can just open the door. So yeah, it's like, okay, she just, she. She's a velociraptor. Oh, okay. Let's learn like what? Let's say learn how to open doors, cut to these hand close up. Just like, open the door.
00;31;28;27 - 00;31;51;05
Oh, speaking of Spielberg, yeah, her name is Indy after Indiana Jones. That's so sweet. Well, her name is Indigo, but we did that so that we could call her Indy. Beautiful. The nerds. Okay. The dog Indiana. Yeah, right. Danny, I'm sorry that, my gorgeous little daughter interrupted your story. Can't believe it, but, get the hell out.
00;31;51;06 - 00;32;27;08
But I have a question. Did Spielberg do part two and three? No. Only two. Joe? Joe Johns, Joe Johnson did three. Okay. Gotcha. All right. Well, yeah. Let's head to, Jurassic Park and meet some dinosaurs. Let's go for Jurassic Park. We have eight official monster reveals. And, if this is your first time listening to the show, I will let you know that a monster reveal, to us is considered any time a monster is revealed to us as the audience or to a character in the movie.
00;32;27;11 - 00;32;48;11
So Jurassic Park has eight official reveals, and, Danny, this was your pick for our Rotten Eggs triple feature. So could you please read the synopsis of Jurassic Park via IMDb? I'd love to. Oh, that's. I love it when you just agree. Sometimes I don't want to, but I'd love to. I would love to pass. It would be my pleasure.
00;32;48;13 - 00;33;15;25
The synopsis is as follows. An industrialist invites some experts to visit his theme park of cloned dinosaurs. After a power failure, the creatures run loose, putting everyone's lives, including his grandchildren's, in danger. He's really cute, though they didn't mention this, I really, really dorable. Oh yeah, I forgot the last line and you just want to hug him? That's the synopsis.
00;33;15;28 - 00;33;40;24
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Not as bad as some of those have been, I guess hit or miss, but, yeah, I get it. Incredibly topical. Yeah. Oh, just remains topical. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. In so many ways, too, because there's, you know, at the time of this recording, there's. And I don't know if this is what you're referring to with the direwolves the closing of the,
00;33;40;27 - 00;34;08;14
Oh, I, I didn't even think about that, but I did see that. Yeah, yeah. But then also, just like a bigger picture, they talk about, oh, my God, we can't get too deep into this. But like they talk about kind of adapting to, you know, big changes and, big topic in my house of debate is AI, you know, artificial intelligence and how it's like you have to adapt to this new thing or you're not going to be able to survive in this quote unquote, new world.
00;34;08;14 - 00;34;37;05
And I feel like the general public is pretty resistant to it. And, yeah, yeah. But the but even just like billionaires doing whatever they want and just not worrying about consequences, 2%. Yeah. And not only that, but like, at the expense of the majority of people, like, literally. Right. Well, Danny, I'm not going to call this the conspiracy theory of the week, because Casey will get mad at me.
00;34;37;07 - 00;35;00;19
Now, you can do whatever you want. Oh, my God, dude, I love the conspiracy there. But let's see, there's a billionaire who created this park. Guess what else he created in this park? Fucking electric cars with touchscreens on it. Oh, yeah, I noticed that, too. So is there something here between these two horrible, horrible businessmen? Horrible. That's the first, I guess I should say.
00;35;00;19 - 00;35;20;21
So we talked about. We had just done last week. We did our episode on aliens and we talked about how it's so good, it's so good. And thank you. Truck is very, it feels very inspired by the the trucks that the Marines are driving. Yeah, yeah. I feel like Elon Musk was at a pivotal moment in his life when he watched, like, the turkey.
00;35;20;21 - 00;35;45;05
Eat a lot of the movies. Yes. I was like, I have an idea. I have an idea. So that's never been done before. Yeah, exactly. What if I ripped all of this off? But it's worse. It's in every conceivable way. Yeah, maybe that's why he's such a fucking douchebag. It's because he never finished Jurassic Park like he just saw up until the electric car to the touch screens, and he's like, that's it.
00;35;45;08 - 00;36;07;07
He's like Phoebe and friends. Where you find out that Phoebe, her mom, prevented her from watching the end of really sad movies. So she feel like we're gonna watch Old Yeller. She's like, I love that movie. The dog. So cute. In the end, I like TV. We have to watch this movie. And she's like, sad. Yeah, but my mom never let me watch it.
00;36;07;10 - 00;36;24;04
She used to let me watch some questionable stuff when I was younger, but she was always like, okay, you need to close your eyes here or I'm going to fast forward here. But when it came to Lethal Weapon and she was the third at the start, she that's where she a little bit like, be like, we're done and stay with us for like the longest time.
00;36;24;07 - 00;36;40;25
I never knew there was, like a third act to Lethal Weapon. Okay, here we go. You're like a plot structure. This is terrible. Ten year old. It's a while. My parents only made me watch the ending of Sad movie. So that's all I knew growing up. It was just like, alright, Danny, let's watch the like, let's make you a man.
00;36;40;27 - 00;37;03;25
But you want to see my work. So it's like, all right, here is, Terms of endearment. It's just five minutes. It's all for the hospital. And this is for the Oscar monologue. Yeah, yeah, for this shot, like. Oh, God. He throws. It's. Danny thinks that movies are just people killing dogs. Yeah, like, wow. Movies are horrible. Why are we.
00;37;03;25 - 00;37;18;21
So why are we put investing so much into this? I think that's very, Okay, so, yeah, we have a fistful of bills for Jurassic Park. Let's get into number one.
00;37;18;23 - 00;37;46;09
We have a movie. Yours. Oh, did I say it fucked up? Yeah, yeah. I like to do what I was trying to not like I, Casey, I like, looked over right as she went. I was like, fuck it dude. I'm sorry Zach. Hey, it's all talk about terms of endearment. That's. It's all endearment. All right, I'll say it again.
00;37;46;09 - 00;38;12;13
Casey. No, no, no, I'm going to say exactly as you said. All right. For Jurassic Park, we have official reviews. And so let's get into our first one. And it's just the fucking opening of the movie. Yeah. This is where they are transporting some kind of creature into a new paddock, I guess. And, Yeah, I'm not really sure what the deal is.
00;38;12;13 - 00;38;30;25
Are they just trying to get it out of the box into the thing, and it's like, we're going to get into this when we get to our real monster things. But the the employees of Jurassic Park are they don't always seem great at their job. But you had we were talking about the triceratops scene and the amount of.
00;38;31;01 - 00;38;50;21
Yeah, yeah. She's like, I think they're being I don't think these are poisonous plants. He's like, I don't think they're eating them. And he's like, she's like, look, his pupils are dilate. He's like, oh yeah, yeah. Like oh yeah. So that we were taking care of animals. Yeah, yeah. And I guess you could argue is John Hammond, maybe is.
00;38;50;23 - 00;39;16;23
Yeah. He's. Yeah. Okay. People. Yeah. Why is work there? You know, not only is he having financial problems, but he also just like, I feel like it was invented, as. Do you see his fucking desk? Did you see this fucking desk? Why would an employee do it? I love when Sam Jackson's character pushes everything off. Is that he's just like, yeah, he's got, like, a cigaret hanging out of his mouth and he's like, fucking slob.
00;39;16;23 - 00;39;37;17
And he just, like, pushes everything off the desk is like things that are deep, like. Yeah, like people love like Doctor Pimple Popper because it's like satisfying. But it's also like, you want to look away. Disgusting. Like away. Yeah. There should be a whole, like YouTube or TikTok or something of someone who just like, goes to, like, hoarders houses and just like wakes up.
00;39;37;19 - 00;39;59;17
Yeah. It's like, oh, it's so nice. I mean, there are videos like, yeah, I mean, there are there and they clean stuff like this for cleaning. Yeah, yeah. There's this woman who cleans haunted houses for free. Well, doing the Lord's work. Yes. I do not know these things, guys. I'm like such an old man. My algorithm knows I'm a nutcase about things being clean.
00;39;59;17 - 00;40;26;11
So. But, yeah. That opening. Yeah. Yeah, I guess they're just transporting it and they he open. I know he he when he pulls open. The thing is when she. Oh gosh. Yeah it's a very he's on top. The guy who eventually gets killed. And then and then she, she like pulls it away so that there's a gap. Oh that's right.
00;40;26;11 - 00;40;51;07
And she falls. And that's when she grabs him and I forget the name of the, the, the Kenyan. Oh, he's he's not Kenyan. He's modern. Modern, modern. Do not dance. Okay. These that he worked with him in Kenya or something like okay. And he like him trying to save him. It's so sad. It's it's so sad I guess.
00;40;51;07 - 00;41;14;01
Yeah it is because it's implied. Like, well later you discover that these raptors are they are very different than the other dinosaurs in the movie. Yeah. So it's kind of implied that they have their, they can actually strategize their way out of this thing. But at the time you're watching, you're like a fact, like I'm just saying like, how is this happening?
00;41;14;01 - 00;41;36;21
And then of course, obviously they can we find out, they can even open door. So yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy that Muldoon's not the main character because you open with him. He has this emotional arc, this emotional connection with the dinosaurs. And then maybe it's I guess he's kind of the only competent employee there, right? That maybe he's like the foil to the incompetent employees.
00;41;36;21 - 00;41;56;18
I think he, he and Dennis are foils of each other. Totally. And he's even like, yeah. Whereas whereas Nedry is using it for, his own personal gain, Muldoon is even like to such an extreme, you're like, we should kill them all. Like, yeah, like this shouldn't even exist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even in that, you know that opening scene where he's saying shooter.
00;41;56;18 - 00;42;20;19
Shooter. Yeah. Shooter. You know, and of course they don't. Because of the. Yeah. Because money. Yeah. Yeah. Well and Danny you know it's funny just a minute ago you said like well he's fucking talking about and you said he was pinching pennies. Employee was horrible employees. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. He's not vetting people. Oh like the doctor.
00;42;20;19 - 00;42;39;26
The doctor who doesn't realize that pupils are dilating when the fucking dinosaur gets sick every six months. Like, what the fuck? Yeah. Six weeks. Oh, every six weeks. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's that's like, but yeah. He goes, you know, throughout the whole movie he's saying spared no expense, spared no expense, spared. No. Except for the ice cream.
00;42;39;26 - 00;43;06;23
Even the ice cream. Yeah. Like, you know, he spared no expense on the ice cream. The the goodies, the. Yeah, the visual surface level stuff, but not the people who run it. Yeah. Fuck. There's so many connections between this cuddly Hammond that you love so much. Danny and the billionaires who are ruining fucking that. Okay? I support the 1% who need our support.
00;43;06;25 - 00;43;30;20
They need a I mean, for money. They need money. They're struggling. How would they be without me? Like, it works. They will give us money someday. It'll benefit us someday before you know it. Just hang in there. Just hang in. Yeah. Just hang in there. Okay, so we gotta. We gotta go down and go up. You know? But even B.D. Wong's character, I was watching it last night, and as a kid, I loved him because I was like, oh, he's a dinosaur.
00;43;30;23 - 00;43;56;10
Yeah. Or like. But. But last night, I was like, dude, he's suspicious. He's. Yeah. He's like, well, obviously all of our dinosaurs are all female y, you know, almost like, why would you even ask? Yeah, just the way he is playing that character as he's he's on the scientific side, but he's seems very much in Hammond's pocket 100%.
00;43;56;10 - 00;44;18;03
Whatever it takes to make money is what we'll produce in the lab. Yeah, yeah, there's a there's a really serious, like, level of recklessness behind the scenes in order to make this thing. Which makes sense, because you, I'm trying not to just talk about fucking Elon Musk. It's hard. I mean, I'm using this as a it's a such an obvious example.
00;44;18;03 - 00;44;41;00
Like when he put out the Cybertruck and he's like, oh, it does this, it does that. It's it's it's it's unbreakable. And then during the demonstration it breaks. And then now they've recalled all these cars. It's like, yeah, like because it's easy to market anything if you have a good strategy and you're creative enough. But that doesn't that is not a safe park make, you know like yeah.
00;44;41;01 - 00;45;06;25
So it's just that's just not how it works. Yeah. Yeah. I also just love how like Steven Spielberg is a billionaire and he but he's like the example of like he's still shining a light on the fact that I don't know, he's not in anyone's pocket, essentially. He at least I would argue. I mean, here I am defending another billionaire like, yeah, you earn his money.
00;45;06;25 - 00;45;30;27
We're learning so much about you doing this episode of like, I thought you were on our side. Okay. So that was, that was the opening scene, which, you know, Sarah, you had mentioned at the beginning of this episode where it's just like it is like a horror movie, like it's just very it comes in and even when the guy gets like, you know, he falls down, he's laying on the ground and then he just gets like, sucked back into the.
00;45;30;27 - 00;45;53;18
Yeah. And the thing because the whole I mean, it's it's it is the opening scene from jaws, you see 100% being thrown around and and you have not you don't know what's under the water. Is you see the guy being dragged up and down. That's such a good parallel. And but you don't see you don't see her, you just see her.
00;45;53;18 - 00;46;26;29
I am so disturbed. Dang. So this opening scene is, greatest hits of Spielberg. It totally Raiders, jaws. Damn. You know, pretty soon, Dustin Hoffman pops up with a hook. That's dumb. Yeah, it's just a yeah, it's a blink and you miss it like I said, there was a hook. It's also worth mentioning that, you know, animals are inherently monsters just because they're scary.
00;46;27;02 - 00;46;52;15
But I think. And they can be monsters, like, obviously, we'll we'll, you know, we're doing jaws, we're doing our, commentary upsert for the 50th, this summer. But I feel like the exception with this is they actually are monsters, because it's not like they just brought dinosaurs back. They brought dinosaurs back with a lot of genetic, not only mishandling, just like tweaking and using.
00;46;52;16 - 00;47;21;03
Guessing other. Yeah, exactly. Guessing. Using their animal DNA to to to work with the, the DNA that they extracted from the amber that they mentioned. And they're also like you mentioned like B.D. Wong's character dabbling with their chromosomes. Like, so these actually are genetically modified monsters because we know like, I mean, there's even this whole thing with, I actually think they mentioned this in Jurassic World, unless I'm, I might be conflating that with some of the things.
00;47;21;03 - 00;47;36;12
But like they said, that a lot of, dinosaurs had feathers. And then they mentioned, like, well, we didn't want to give them because it doesn't look as cool. What's wrong? That's fucked up. Like, it's just you make it what you want it to be without any it. Because again, it just comes back to that whole surface level thing.
00;47;36;12 - 00;47;59;17
Like, it looks cool. Yeah, but like, why? Like what went into it. So I just feel like that's that's a fun. I like that in and of itself constitutes this as a true creature feature as opposed to just like Animals Gone Wild kind of. Yeah.
00;47;59;19 - 00;48;22;20
It's gotta go T-Rex or raptor like flash. Yeah. Well, you just mentioned he's like, what? Do you lift up their skirts? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So cuddly. That's right. Yeah. No. But, Danny, it's funny you say that because, you know, there's the whole thing with doctor Grant in this talking about his theory that the dinosaurs were a lot closer to birds than there were to reptiles.
00;48;22;23 - 00;48;58;08
And that all comes from a real paleontologist named Jack Horner, who was like an advisor on this movie because he's, like, one of the most respected paleontologists out there, I guess. And, he was the one that originally in, you know, in our real world, posed that theory that they were closer to birds and, in some of the original tests for the computer graphics, they had the raptors in the kitchen, but they had, like, tongues coming out, like, like lizards would.
00;48;58;11 - 00;49;21;18
And, Jack Horner saw that, and he's like, who did this? Like, that is what they would do. And it was, Phil Tippett who was like, that was me. Sorry. I'm the guy. He was like, nope, we're take that out. Damn it, Tippett. But to another point you made, and I think, Sarah, you made a point, too, about B.D. Wong's character being, suspicious.
00;49;21;23 - 00;49;45;09
Right? Are we to believe that he was messing with the chromosomes and created males out in and put him out in the park? Or are we supposed to believe Grant's thing when talking about the frogs and, switching sexes when they're in a single sex environment like, did I are we is there one that we're supposed to believe over the other or.
00;49;45;11 - 00;50;13;14
I don't know, I'm. I actually think about that. I always just kind of subscribes to Grant's explanation of it because it kind of ties into the whole doctor. Malcolm's, like, life finds a way. But that's interesting. I actually hadn't thought of that because there's a lot of, yeah, sabotaging going around. Yeah, I think I wouldn't. Yeah, I think this, this suspicion thing comes in, like, not necessarily with him even knowing what he's doing, but he's acting like he's knowing what he's doing.
00;50;13;18 - 00;50;32;27
Exactly. You know, like because he lays them with those laced because he's he's blatantly there, you know, babies. Because he spliced the DNA with that frog that could, you know, change sexes and stuff like that. And he's so confident in this, but he doesn't even know what the fuck is doing. It's just yeah, if that makes sense. That's what I think.
00;50;32;27 - 00;50;59;03
It's it's ego. Yeah. Yeah. 100% sure. Yeah. Okay. Do you want to be the first to do it like we agree. You know, speaking of speaking of that. Oh my gosh, damn it. Let's let's give Danny a second to catch up. How's your fucking monitor, Danny?
00;50;59;05 - 00;51;13;16
Okay. Danny says even here that he Texas. And he said we can keep talking. I don't know if you heard that, but his husband works for Google. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's fucking he's he's got the.
00;51;13;18 - 00;51;38;01
Husband works for Google. So you know, before we, just got disrupted by Danny's. You know, Danny loves fucking billionaires, apparently. Where did that come from? Like, I don't know. I don't know what it is. It's, you know, he sees one cute billionaire, one cute Scottish billionaire. He can be a sugar daddy. Oh. That's what that. Yeah.
00;51;38;03 - 00;52;01;15
Because Danny really wants to go to Jurassic Park. He does? Yeah. Okay. Well, you know, we were just talking about B.D. Wong and, the scientists in their lab there. So our second official reveal is actually the birth of the velociraptor coming out of the, the doors, and, you know, it's so. It's cute, right? It's it's like.
00;52;01;21 - 00;52;25;15
It's like, the cutest fucking murderer I've ever seen. And it just. She just a baby. Yeah. She's just a little baby. Not kill anybody yet. She isn't. No right from wrong. Yeah, yeah. And you know what? I support women's wrongs. Honestly. There you go. Yeah. There you go. If a woman wants to, To hell. Yeah. Who am I to tell her?
00;52;25;15 - 00;52;52;05
No. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. I mean, there's, you know, Laura Dern has that great line where Ian Malcolm's talking about, like, dinosaurs and God and destroying man and all this stuff. And then. And then she says, man is destroyed. Woman inherits the earth. Yeah. Laura Dern, like Laura Dern. So Laura Dern, you know, I do really love Jeff Goldblum in this movie, though.
00;52;52;06 - 00;53;16;03
Like, he I could listen to him talk all day. Oh, yeah. I just love him. He's kind of a little bit of, Herbert, but, you know, like, there are some things he says, and I'm like, I probably would normally say something about that, but, but it's it's, this is the this is the, the thing with the billionaire and the oops, same thing was saving.
00;53;16;06 - 00;53;38;25
I was like, bro. Dan well, let's see then. He's back. Let's see. Danny boy, can you hear me? Okay. Yes. Oh my God, sorry about that. Okay. So we just talked about the egg birthing, the egg hatching the egg birthing. Yeah. Doctor Hammond and Prince himself on the little raptor and Prince himself. Okay. He does.
00;53;38;27 - 00;54;04;26
I insist on being there when they're born. Yeah, yeah, he's a freak right now. Bam! We're on our third reveal. Bam! Here we go. This is like the reveal. This is the T-Rex coming out of the gate. Coming out strong. Dude, kids are stupid. Kids are stupid. Kids are starting to grant. I'm sorry. Kids are stupid.
00;54;04;26 - 00;54;26;16
And I didn't want to say anything because Zach has kids. Yeah. You know, Sarah, I don't know if you have kids, but it's fine. You can trash talk them. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I have kids, I have kids, but they're stupid. Yeah, yeah, I was a nanny for seven years, so. No, I've seen it all. No. For the record, my kids are really smart, but,
00;54;26;19 - 00;54;45;29
Yeah. Why did she turn on the flashlight? So, what, you're gonna talk about that? It's the girl. It's a little girl. That's stupid. Yeah, the little boys, he's okay. He's got some instincts, but, yeah, he at least knows about dinosaurs. That woman is not inheriting the Earth. I'll tell you that much. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, the flashlight thing.
00;54;45;29 - 00;55;04;09
And, you know, like, the little boy was like, turn it off. And she just like, she couldn't figure out how to turn off the fucking flashlight. Yeah. She was. I was like, sorry, I'm sorry. She's just like the top of it. And it's like you press the same fucking button you used to turn on. Yeah, but we already know that everything in this part doesn't work really well, so I do that.
00;55;04;09 - 00;55;36;18
So yeah, in this scenario, we just turn it is her buttons. It's, it's a voice activated, but we don't have voice. Their knowledge and technology. Yeah, yeah. No scratch. But yeah, you know, we were saying earlier, this is probably one of the the best monster reveals like of all time. It is awesome. You know, you get the really classic like Cup of water with the reverberations, you know, from the the T-Rex stomping and, they look over and the fucking goat is gone.
00;55;36;20 - 00;55;57;07
And, you know, so sad. Oh my God, did you just see, like, the chain swinging and the cow. That cow lives rent free. I'm sorry. I know that's that's really open. So the cow lives rent free in my brain. It's truly intellectually. No, nothing happened to that cow, but I'm stressed about it. No. Yeah. For sure. This still was 20 something years later.
00;55;57;10 - 00;56;21;22
Yeah. Animals in this movie, farm animals got a bunch of like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, goat, cow. You even have the plate of fish. The cutaway to like the dead fish so. Oh yeah. Yeah. Just T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt him. The scene is also really long. It's very long. I'm scared but it's scary the whole way through.
00;56;21;22 - 00;56;42;26
And it's not like man, you know. Totally. And you know, it starts out with the water and then you see the lamb and then you just see, like, even have the claws. Yeah. It's like it's such an unnecessary thing. It's so like horror movie monster just to like, give that moment of like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like functionally like it's like, makes sense.
00;56;42;27 - 00;56;48;26
Calling is. Yeah, yeah.
00;56;48;28 - 00;57;07;27
You know, and he does this a few times throughout the movie. Like later when we talk about the Raptors trying to get in the door like they're claws coming around the side of the door. And there you very, monster as claws are underrated, you get the, you know, even, you know, they set it up earlier with the pupils dilating and now you see it.
00;57;07;27 - 00;57;27;02
When the T-Rex comes right down by the window, she shines the flashlight and then it's pupil dilates and oh my God, it's so fucking cool. I think is so, so good. But the scene too is it's just a perfect midpoint, because this is the point of the movie where everything up to here is just built up, built aside from the opening scene, which is like a glimpse into horror.
00;57;27;04 - 00;57;49;12
Yeah, everything is set upstairs and then it just the movie turns. Yeah. Oh, but it but it's sort of that. Oh, wait, they had this conversation, deep conversation about aliens. And he had some, some issues with aliens. His runtime. But then the movie never stops. Really. You have some emotional stuff. Yeah. Same with aliens. Okay. Yeah.
00;57;49;13 - 00;58;18;05
We're not talking about aliens, do we just. You just really saw almost two hour episode on aliens. So, but, yeah. And you get the, the lawyer who just leaves the fucking kids and runs away to the bathroom. I'm glad. Yeah. Things would have been much easier if, if, Sam Neill, grant would have allowed the the kids to be in the car with him like they.
00;58;18;05 - 00;58;35;22
But that's the beauty of his art as a character is the. Everything would be fine if he wasn't so resistant. Well, I know, I know, yeah. And he he has to. He has no choice but to take care of them. Yeah. It's like the the fundamental difference between him and the lawyer. Neither of them like the kids. Right, right.
00;58;35;22 - 00;58;53;06
But one of them is going to go save the kids. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. You know, Grant doesn't like the kids, but he does have that, like, instinct to help because Lex slips earlier and he, like, grabs her hand and it's like, are you okay? And then she won't let go of his hand. And he's like, oh fuck. Like what is that?
00;58;53;08 - 00;59;18;10
But he just has that. He's just a kid from, nightmare five in the beginning. But yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. It was kind of, he's got that raptor claw and he's, like, pretending to slash at the kid's stomach. And I was like, oh, yeah. You don't like you really don't like kids like, Also, whose kid is this?
00;59;18;10 - 00;59;44;09
But that's another story. This is kid. Yeah. This is like, what are you guys doing over here? This criticizing paleontologists, but it's fucking bones. Where are you? In the desert, kid. I want to know who dragged that kid to that six I. Yeah. No. Yeah, it's clearly doesn't want to be there. Bring your child to work day. So we're in the back room?
00;59;44;11 - 01;00;08;20
Yes. Yeah. The lawyer is in the bathroom, and, a famous dressed up. Yeah. And I love that he gets what's coming to him because, you know, later, when, Doctor Sattler and Muldoon are looking for everybody, and, they see him in, like, two pieces, they're like, I think this was, you know, I don't even know his fucking name.
01;00;08;20 - 01;00;31;18
They're like, I think this was lawyer man and lawyer. I think this is Ginger. Man two over here. Gennaro. Okay, I don't know. Yeah, I was looking at dinosaurs in there much, but it didn't. But that's okay. I was about to say, like, you know, I'm trying over here. Should we jump onto our fourth reveal? Yeah. Let's do.
01;00;31;18 - 01;00;51;29
It's freaking Danny. Say the name of this fucking dinosaur, the saurus Dilophosaurus. Okay, so I think Sarah likes them. I love that one. Yeah, I think it's interesting that they would even have these in the park, to be honest. In, like, a, like their enclosures, just like all of the other enclosures. And that thing can spit out shit that people, you know.
01;00;52;01 - 01;01;14;23
Yeah. It's crazy. That's how they talk. Yeah. The roads. So they use the dental office. Yeah. I remember as a kid, like, not even fully understanding what Dennis Nedry was doing wrong. I just knew he was evil. Yeah, right. Yeah. And and just. I loved that dinosaur because she saved the fucking day. She she was doing. Oh, yeah.
01;01;14;23 - 01;01;37;08
That's such a great point. Doing the Lord's work. She was like, you sure you're not getting out of here alive? She's like, is that Ingen property? It of your person? Is that, that should be hired. Yeah. She deserves a job. She is the most competent member of staff. Yeah. You will not be leaving the park with that.
01;01;37;10 - 01;01;55;08
No, no, with those guys? No, sir. Yeah, yeah, they got the beginnings. Like, you can even get by security, like, with this thing and, like, can't get past that security. Security blow the full assault had. No, it's it's.
01;01;55;10 - 01;02;19;23
Diplo. Dilophosaurus. Dilophosaurus. It's like, I don't know, you should call them fucking spitters. Fitters. Yes. Let's do I the, I would argue also, this is the visually the the most frightening dinosaur that we've seen. Oh, yeah, I know the the raptor is intense and the T-Rex is big and tank like, but so just is. I dunno if it's.
01;02;19;23 - 01;02;38;19
I also have like a thing for like little razor teeth. That kind of freaks me out. I got a thing for him, I, I sort of thing. I forget the dude. If Doctor Hammond had razor teeth standing. Oof! Well, I thought he did. And I was like, oh, and then he did it. I was like, okay, he at least get it, gets a hug.
01;02;38;22 - 01;02;57;15
And on the old Jurassic Park ride at universal, they had these, they would spit water at you. Yeah. Oh, really? Oh. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of sad they don't have them in the, in the, in the new one. Although I do really like the Jurassic World update. I haven't if I haven't been, but that's pretty fun.
01;02;57;17 - 01;03;24;09
It's the same track so. Oh but they've just added okay little parts to make it more. Yeah, yeah. This creature. Yeah I mean this thing's got the like the it's colorful. The little thing that sprays out, but it's also like fucking sharp and menacing and it's like a, almost like a rattlesnake kind of hiss to it. And then it gets in the car and that's that's so, so, so cool.
01;03;24;11 - 01;03;45;03
Yeah. One thing I love about these two reveals in particular is that they actually are they like, serve it really important we, I mean, we we just talked about this, but I figured it should be worth kind of like directly mentioning that it moves the story along like it's actually like motivates huge care. Character and story turns in the movie.
01;03;45;06 - 01;04;10;08
So you have the Jurassic Park, the Jurassic Park, the T-Rex, separates all the characters. It obviously, indicates like that everything that the park is not going to move forward, like their whole reason why they're there in the first place to, to essentially audit it is has failed. And, and then you have the two officers who prevents, like the whole point of why Nedry set this in motion in the first place.
01;04;10;08 - 01;04;27;17
So everything it becomes, we're now a survival movie. So we've we've been led to believe that there's all these, you know, misdeeds and mishandling of, you know, you know, people are working for this guy and he's trying to like, fuck over the company. And then at the end, it's like, I think Laura Dern's character, even says that.
01;04;27;17 - 01;04;51;09
She's like, it doesn't like your grandchildren are out there. Like, this is none of all your planned all of this stuff that you set into motion means nothing because it it just be it's now a true horror. So right now it's personal. Yeah. Yeah. This this is personal. This is the greatest tagline of all time. So I am a jaws the revenge.
01;04;51;11 - 01;05;13;05
Sorry to go up. Oh, no, I am a I am a jaws the revenge apologist. Me because you will is the best sequel. Shit talk jaws the revenge. Okay I am thank you I did watch I had avoided all of the scenes the longest time and everyone talks. They love 3D and I'm like, okay, it's fine. Not as fun as it was.
01;05;13;05 - 01;05;32;08
Yeah. Revenge. Oh, Mrs. Brody, just fucking like coming in hot and oh, I love it so much in the fact that it's a revenge story. Just makes me laugh. Yeah, I have decided to see that. Like, when I was a kid, we would. Me and my sister would watch jaws 3D all the time when we were kids, which we like that one when we were younger.
01;05;32;08 - 01;05;53;07
But, yeah, I do need to see revenge again too. And avenge. I mean, it's silly, but like what? It's never going to be the first movie anyway. Yes. Well, recently. Sure. Exactly. It's hard. It's also, if memory serves, it's a Christmas movie because it opens up with like, they all get together for Christmas and then go down to the Caribbean.
01;05;53;07 - 01;06;14;01
So it is a holiday movie. Okay. To your, to the list. And that has that's got Michael Caine, right? Yeah. Nice. And he's straight. He's very clear that he only did it for the money, but yeah. Oh I don't care. It's a great performance. Yeah. You needed him. Yeah. He really elevated. His name is hoagie. Yeah.
01;06;14;01 - 01;06;48;21
Hoagie, hates I also, you know, not to get too far off track, but I love how Harrison Ford anymore is just, like, so open about doing things for money. Yeah. You know, like being the Red Hulk in this new Marvel movie. He's like, yeah, it paid well, I guess. Yeah. I mean, that's the point. Yeah, yeah. My favorite, one of my favorite interview moments of all time is someone asking Harrison Ford, who shot first and he goes, I, I don't care.
01;06;48;24 - 01;07;19;12
So I don't, I don't care. Yeah, I simply do not care. It's so funny. Yeah. He just like, it's done. It's a character. Move on. Let's go. I got really. No. Let's go. I got made a time. I have a career now. Thanks. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, let's jump to reveal number five. This is, the T-Rex again, but this time, this is, Doctor Sattler seeing the T-Rex for the animal, too, right?
01;07;19;12 - 01;07;45;23
Oh, I guess I'll do an animal. Doing well. He's president for rescuing dinosaurs, Malcolm, right? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. They got Malcolm in the back of the Jeep and he's like, hey, come on, guys, let's go. And, then the T-Rex starts chasing him and, and it's like the O.J. Simpson thing going like 25 miles an hour. Well, it's just because him, you know, earlier they saw, like, how fast do they go?
01;07;45;23 - 01;08;09;25
And he's like, oh, we clocked the T-Rex at 32 miles an hour. Yeah. So it's 65 minutes. And they're just like, they only clocked the T-Rex at 32. She was. Yeah. That's that's true. That's true. She's like oh I can I can run 50. Yeah. I'm not going to give him my all until I really that know they're studying me.
01;08;09;25 - 01;08;29;17
I can't let them know how destructive I was. Like yeah, some mystery. Going to say that's like fucking driving through a fucking neighborhood like 25 miles an hour, 30 OJ Simpson like, seriously, with the O.J. Simpson thing. He was going 35 miles an hour. Yeah, it's it's not wild. When I heard about it as a kid, I'm thinking, oh, high speed chase.
01;08;29;17 - 01;09;02;03
They're going 90. Freeway. There was a chase. Yeah, I mean, he's a football player. Nobody get too close. 35 wild Domino had good sales during that there. It was just chilling order and fucking. That's so fun. Where they really. Yeah. That's crazy. They should have had a delivery guy like try to give OJ a pizza to like really just drive up next to a place in history for, for it's almost every little thing on the top of the car.
01;09;02;05 - 01;09;35;00
Tell us so man. And so yeah. So that scene we had talked about Laura Dern's performance and, That scream, that she has you can feel it. It's so good when the T-Rex is, it's just, it's like, oh we're we have transcended like fun action adventure movie. You have someone like Laura Dern reacting to a monster and suddenly you realize, like, how serious the stakes really are.
01;09;35;02 - 01;09;54;08
And it's, it's she's just so good. I've. I wish I had a more clever way to say how much I love her in this movie, but, I think it's a performance. So have you guys seen the, the thing where someone put Pee-Wee Herman in all these Jurassic and it's like, no, it's like you always fit Pee-Wee Herman into our episode.
01;09;54;08 - 01;10;17;02
I know, he just. I was thinking, I was thinking, dude, I was raised that a pee wee Herman. Oh, I is I'm a huge Pee-Wee Herman fan. Okay? And he's killing us. But, yeah, they replaced him with, like, all the dinosaurs in the in the trailer and stuff. And so, like, there's this scene where he's on his bike and he's chasing such so funny.
01;10;17;03 - 01;10;38;25
Amazing. But, yeah, this is really good. Our sixth reveal is Doctor Sattler again, but this time she's meeting the Raptors in the, in the power room. That scene is so good, dude. You know, we keep going back to this, like how it's not really a horror movie, but it's sort of a horror movie. Like, there's so many, like, horror movie scenes in this.
01;10;38;25 - 01;11;09;08
Like, it's the raptor scene specially like you're running from them is. So, so Friday the 13th. That's. It's so slasher. Yep. I mean, yeah, at this point, they they keep raising. You think the stakes are, like, as high as they can go, and then you forget, you know, and Gene Muldoon, because they're all, they're all like they have to turn the power back on so that like forced into, the scenarios force them to, again, like separate from the pack, and from safety.
01;11;09;10 - 01;11;36;01
And then you see that the raptor cage just opened. You're like, no, I forgot like that. That was even in a possibility. The, and the callback to Sam Neill telling the child, like, you're looking at this raptor, what you don't see are the two on this side and Muldoon. So looking ahead, and going, oh, and not noticing that she's next to him.
01;11;36;05 - 01;12;01;28
So, yeah, it's such great writing. Oh my gosh. Oh, well that's something. Speaking of that, I wanted to ask, has anybody read the book? No. Okay. I'm a big I'm a big reader, though I probably will at some point. Okay. I heard it's very different from the movie, but. Okay. Yeah, I've heard Hammond is less cute, cute, cuddly.
01;12;02;00 - 01;12;19;29
No, but really, I have heard that he's. That they sort of softened him a bit for the movie. Oh, really? I think in the in the book. In the book, he's he's a little more nefarious seeming. Okay, okay. Well then he seems to be into that. So yeah. I love interesting areas. Yeah. No, but, old sugar daddies.
01;12;20;02 - 01;12;45;18
Also, we would be remiss to not mention the fact that Richard Attenborough, who is like, has now kind of for most people, aside from like at least like modern audiences, younger audiences, he's kind of synonymous with dinosaurs and, you know, like being a dinosaur expert. But his real life brother, David Attenborough is the the guy who's voicing all the planet Earth documentaries.
01;12;45;18 - 01;13;03;24
And his whole life has been devoted to real life nature. And I always, yeah, that's love that so much that there's like it's I don't know, it's just it's a, it's, it's a film. You know, I actually really love the Sigourney Weaver ones too. Oh. Does she narrates why my brain went to Jurassic Park movies. I'm like, why no.
01;13;03;24 - 01;13;23;07
She narrates Planet Earth as well. They all she narrates Planet Earth. Yeah. She's got great like she does. Oh my God, read me books, baby to sleep. I love it, I love to sleep baby read me that story I love it. Her and Demi Moore. Demi Moore could fucking. In this reveal I was like this is where it's getting really horrific.
01;13;23;07 - 01;13;48;08
Like even down to when Doctor Sattler runs to the bunker like the shift in music because John was giving us this really like beautiful, epic kind of wholesome score. And then it straight up feels like a horror movie. She literally goes, like, delves deep underground into the dark. So it visually looks like a horror movie. And then you have severed limbs, jump scares.
01;13;48;10 - 01;14;14;20
It's like fun doing a horror movie. I know there's the whole, like, myth of whether or not he helped or if not fully direct. Poltergeist, which I'm a Toby Hooper stand, so I don't stand by that. But, yeah, I feel like this is him being like, no, I can I can do horror. Funny enough, I think that's actually the first horror movie I ever saw because my parents were cool with it.
01;14;14;20 - 01;14;35;19
Because it was Spielberg. Sure. It's funny. They were like, this isn't this is this can't be scary. It's it's, I mean, like like Jurassic Park. Scary, right? Yeah. And then I watched it, and I was scarred for life. And now. Yeah, it's so good. It's funny, I was just listening to an episode or an interview with, the director, Christopher Landon.
01;14;35;21 - 01;15;12;04
Who just did the movie drop and freaky. And he was saying how when he was raised, his mom fought, like, did not like him watching anything even remotely associated with horror. But obviously he's a poor director. So it got into his system at some point. But he says with his kids who I would like around, like a library or something, he says he tries to, he allows them to watch certain horror movies he actually like, talks about how the genre, it's not even just for the scare factor, but the fact that the genre introduces you to, especially at a young age, to the concept of just like death and being afraid and also
01;15;12;11 - 01;15;37;01
overcoming fear and dealing with these real life things that end up becoming, you know, these inevitable, life moments. So he says he has this whole technique he had a name for. I can remember not to drop my head, but he actually things like, ironically, maybe not so ironically, but, oddly enough, horror is actually healthier for kids as long as it's like in a remotely controlled environment.
01;15;37;01 - 01;15;59;20
And you're not just like showing them hostile or, you know. Right. Yeah, but it's such a good point. It is true, because I feel like if you don't have access to that at a younger age and then you're again, like inevitably forced to confront it at some point or another, sooner or later it becomes this like jarring thing that is just so much more harder to digest.
01;15;59;20 - 01;16;31;12
So I think that's just another notch for horror and why it is arguably the best genre. I think another reason why we need a category or a ceremony. Come on. I know we should be celebrating it because it is helping us deal with these real life fucking things. So hashtag horror. Let's see. Number seven. This is where, oh, this is the this is the Raptors in the, in the kitchen.
01;16;31;14 - 01;17;02;28
The just jiggling jello. The jiggling jello, like, got together and it's shot. And Tim watching Lex watch the shadow of, with the spoon. Yeah, yeah. So good. You know, it's kind of like, you know, we talk about Spielberg and horror and all that stuff, and it's kind of has that, Temple of Doom scene where it's like, you got the thuggish guys that are drawn on the walls and, you know, I think it's just like the decorations on the wall.
01;17;02;29 - 01;17;25;09
But then there's also like one real guy there who attacks Indiana Jones. This is kind of like that same thing with that. There's a raptor, like a picture. And then you see the the shadow come in where it's like, oh, he's actually really there. That's funny. I do love how the again, the stakes are established yet again, even up into the climax, because we set up the thing with the Raptors.
01;17;25;12 - 01;17;46;19
And then we have the Raptors kill Muldoon, who has been established as like he is the ultimate raptor hunter expert. And then he gets killed and then cut to raptors versus kids. And it's like, oh my god. Like there's no like how do you like how are they going to navigate this. But obviously like it turns into this like really fun, sequence.
01;17;46;21 - 01;18;08;18
Yeah, it's very fun. That is interesting to note that Muldoon's death is is a very important story. Beats. Yeah. Because it it does set up that that oh if Laura Dern barely survived this. Yeah. And she's, one of the experts. They've been there and he's the expert and he's like we said, one of the only competent employees.
01;18;08;18 - 01;18;32;26
And and he gets killed. And then they're like, oh, the kids are after dinner. They're done. Yeah, there's no way this they survived. Yeah. Like, are we about to watch two kids just get eaten? I wear it year. Like I start some show there, like, no, my, my yeah, we have, we have a full spectrum of horror movie fans on this show where.
01;18;32;27 - 01;18;54;03
Yeah, Casey likes things dark and gross and, like, the most fucked up. You can be fucked up. Shit. Yeah, I'm right in the middle. I can see. And. And Danny is like, I this, like, I want it a little more lighthearted. So. Yeah. I love that there's, there's, I love how many different kinds of horror fans there are.
01;18;54;05 - 01;19;15;24
Yeah. Me too. Yeah, yeah. And that's, there's something for every, you know, it's there's something for everybody. It's it's it's really true. Yeah. But yeah, this is where we find out there's so. Oh, oh, oh. Do we lose? We lost. Sarah, what's going on with technology? So. Oh, man. I'm back. I lost internet for doing seconds.
01;19;15;24 - 01;19;45;04
I guess I'm surprised that that didn't happen earlier, actually, because I. It happens quite often in my zoom calls, but it doesn't end the zoom call. It just lags for us. Yeah. All right. Okay. Yeah. This is where we find out that there's not just one. I mean, I guess with Muldoon, we find out there's more than one raptor, but we go from Muldoon to the kids in the in the kitchen, but we just see the raptor, like, sniffing at the door.
01;19;45;05 - 01;20;02;05
Right. And then it cuts back to doctor Grant meeting back up with Doctor Sattler, and he's got his gun and he says there's just the he says 1 or 2. And she said, the other one's contained, right. And he's like, yeah, as long as she says, as long as they don't figure out how to open doors or something like that.
01;20;02;07 - 01;20;28;05
And then it cuts to the door handle and the Raptor. You dude. Yeah. It's so good. Oh my God, I know, and I thought, all the dinosaurs have these moments like the Dilophosaurus, the raptor. It's like like to look at camera, like, yeah, we did that. Yeah, yeah. We run this part. Yeah. That's so funny. But, yeah, this is a great scene.
01;20;28;05 - 01;20;49;10
A lot of tension. And then, the kids finally get out. Tim locks the one in the in the freezer. They get out and then they meet up back. Oh, no. What in the hell happened? In case. What in the hell? Casey, your days are numbered. No. I'm good. My internet never fucks up. We lost you guys, all I.
01;20;49;12 - 01;21;16;02
Yeah, yeah. God damn. Like, what the fuck? Dinos have learned how to mess with our internet. Yeah, I know, was like a mess of the internet, but you got to unplug it. And that is our typing. Like, she's like a Unix system. But this is our eighth and final reveal. This is where Doctor Alan Grant finally comes face to face with a raptor.
01;21;16;02 - 01;21;34;24
And when I say face to face, I mean it because he's there on either side of the door and they're looking at each other through the window. And, it's really like a full circle moment because the Laurie Michael moment from Halloween H2O. Right. Oh, what a great shot. Yeah. And the Raptor was probably like, oh, he's so cute.
01;21;35;00 - 01;21;49;20
It's a cute smiles good looking dude. Oh yeah. Tell you to eat to this day. Yeah. He just he just gets on getting better at age. I really just want to cuddle limb.
01;21;49;22 - 01;22;11;20
Yeah. And they there's a very tense scene with the, the claws coming around the door and they're trying to, they're trying to get it locked. And Lex is like, oh, I'll be a hacker and use my, my, my skills. And yeah, this scene actually pisses me off. Why? Because earlier I said Tim was being dumb, but that was it happened is.
01;22;11;20 - 01;22;22;12
You have to be kidding me. It got it finally got I said, I said, Casey, your days are numbered.
01;22;22;14 - 01;22;50;21
No. And she said. She said, it's not making me up. It's that Hammond here is. Oh, my Hammond. Hubris. Casey, are you back? I don't know, am I? I can hear you. Yes. Yeah. Earlier I said Tim was being dumb, but that wasn't true. It's the adults being dumb because they're trying to get this gun. And Tim is just like, standing there doing nothing, and they could have they come get this fucking gun at all.
01;22;50;23 - 01;23;25;22
Yeah. The kids, you know, they freeze up, you know. And Malcolm even says earlier he's like, are the kids okay? And Alan Grant's like, why wouldn't they be? And the kids get scared, like, you know, said, yeah, because he hates children so much that he doesn't understand that they have feelings. Yeah. Children have feelings too. Totally. And then we finally get our big climax here in the the main hall to Jurassic Park with the T-Rex and the raptors, and it's just a classic, classic ending to a the banner, the banner falling like iconic.
01;23;25;22 - 01;23;47;05
Yeah. So good. And, they drive out to the to the helipad and they get on the helicopter and you get a really cool shot, which, you know, as a kid, I never really appreciated that shot of the birds flying next to the the water. I never really, like, understood it when you're watching it as a kid. And now when you see it, it's it's a really great way to end it.
01;23;47;05 - 01;24;13;11
I, have decided not to endorse sir Park. Yes. Yeah. What a great line. Oh, man. So good. And then even him and, like, cut it. Fuck it. Right. Yeah. Well, we'll take the loss. We'll take the L, except that we find that in the second one. He just tries to start over. So this disappear. And you guys, that's fucking Jurassic Park.
01;24;13;18 - 01;24;40;24
That is. Wow. What a great, incredible. All right, so now it is time in the show to select our favorite reveals in Jurassic Park. Okay. So I'm going to do a speed round recap of our official reveals. Number one, our first official reveal is the opening scene with the Raptor, aka what's in the box? Number two, this is the,
01;24;40;26 - 01;24;54;24
This is the egg reveal, which I call. Come on, little one, also known as Doctor Hammond, becomes a mama. Number three. Mama, we've got the new.
01;24;54;27 - 01;25;34;01
Number three, we've got T-Rex, aka Who Let the Dogs Out, aka a. The song finally ended, a lamb chop. Deep cut, aka this back. AKA the Rex is back in town. Let's see the song for number four. Danny, say the name of this fucking dinosaur again. Dip the sauce. Dilophosaurus. Don't sauce. Okay, this is the Dilophosaurus, aka the spitter, aka spitter.
01;25;34;01 - 01;25;43;17
I barely know where it came. So wild. AKA.
01;25;43;20 - 01;26;16;29
Number five. We've got T-Rex, chasing the Jeep, aka. Come back here, sexy scientist. Man. Number six, we've got, doctor, doctor Sattler in the, the power room with the raptor attack. Aka Ray lends a hand. Number seven, this is the jello. Jiggers. Raptor attack. Also known as Bill Cosby is in the building.
01;26;17;01 - 01;26;42;25
No. Number three. Zachary. And, are eight, and I'll reveal. I got nothing. It's doctor Grant meets the Raptor. That's what we got, I okay, I failed, I failed on number eight, so. No, usually you don't do them for all of them. The seven at eight is pretty good. Thanks. Thanks. Usually, like 2 or 3. Danny, let's start with you.
01;26;42;25 - 01;27;07;29
What is your favorite reveal? In Jurassic Park. Okay. My favorite reveal, is an is an obvious pick. There's so many great reveals in this movie, but, I'm going to be so unoriginal, and I'm just going to go with the the T-Rex. It's been lauded by, it's been lauded to death, I guess for good reason, because it is.
01;27;08;05 - 01;27;32;07
It's an iconic moment. It's one of the great movie moments. And scenes in cinema history. And, I mean, it's it speaks for itself also just a huge feat with the animatronics and everything like that. Yeah. So 100% total. Yeah. The T-Rex, escapes. Wait, what did you call this scene? Who let who let the dogs out? So, the song finally ended.
01;27;32;09 - 01;28;01;18
Yeah, a lamb chop. Dick cut. Oh, no. That literally says back in town. Okay. Yeah. Sarah, what is your favorite reveal in Jurassic Park? My favorite is is, Laura Dern meeting the Raptor. I think as a horror director, I will be chasing that, creating that feeling my entire career. It's like it's it's perfect. It's perfect. Totally.
01;28;01;21 - 01;28;27;02
Yeah. That was going to I was I was on the fence between the raptor attack there and the T-Rex. In terms of, like, the best, you know, I guess, you know, the the weight of the scene, in cinema history, I have to go with T-Rex. But that the suspense and the the jump scare and everything in that raptor scene is so good.
01;28;27;04 - 01;28;48;26
Yeah. Just for the just for, the sheer the word. I'm looking for memorability. Memorability? That's probably the best. Yeah. Casey, what's your favorite reveal? Is the T-Rex one? Is it the T-Rex? It is that T-Rex? Nice. I'm so glad that this isn't just, like a clean sweep with the T-Rex. And that we got the Laura Dern.
01;28;48;26 - 01;29;05;27
Oh, totally. Because it's so good. Yeah, I mean, good things are right. I was really on the fence. All right, well, now it is time for a segment that we like to call the real monster. Danny. Let's start. Oh, we just started with you, Casey, let's start with you. What's your real monster? Well, I think it's obvious.
01;29;05;27 - 01;29;31;08
Is capitalism. Okay. That's a fair point. A frequent monster on our show. She is, Doctor Hammond as well for obviously playing a part in that, but he's also just fucking annoying. Like, I don't know why it really pissed me off when they got, like, on the the ride thing in the beginning, and he told them to say hi to the fucking thing, like, it it made me really, you know, I was like, but I would have fucking punched him in the throat.
01;29;31;16 - 01;30;08;19
No. And as a joke. Yeah. He's just so annoying. So? So. Yeah. Sarah, do you have a real monster for Jurassic Park? Honestly, but to not repeat what Casey said, probably nedry is like he's the real villain. I mean, I know it's it's small in comparison to what Hammond has done, but but just the the the, the gall of a person who try and ruin the world just to make just a buck, like, unbelievable.
01;30;08;21 - 01;30;37;24
Totally denigrate him. I have people who don't listen to the tour guide. Okay, I have yeah. His desk, we already talked about. It speaks for itself. You see how messy it is and close up. But then they showed in a wide shot, and it's, it's it's worse. I even imagined, we already mentioned the staff that's looking after the sick triceratops, but this extends the entire staff.
01;30;37;26 - 01;31;08;25
Not including the dinosaurs like the dinosaurs. And who's working security? And everyone else we had mentioned, whoever designed the bathroom that the lawyer dies in, the dogs just fall down completely. Okay, very easily to, doctor Grant for throwing the raptor claw. That always bothered me as a kid, because it's such a cool little, I don't know, real thing to have a little.
01;31;08;28 - 01;31;39;12
Yeah. Memorabilia. Let's see. Oh, Tim, for not saying welcome to the Ice Age. After locking the Raptor in the cooler. Perfect opportunity, missed opportunity. Yeah. And, and then finally. And I feel bad for this one because it's a bit too messy. Shit happens. But whoever didn't check the gate on that final shot, because you have that spider web in the frame, and it always drives me crazy.
01;31;39;15 - 01;32;04;01
But I feel like at this point it kind of is. It's so memorable that you can't digitally remove it because it's. No, it's part of history. And that's all. Totally. That's all. That's it. No. Those are I love the second. Tim, you should have said welcome to the I. Yeah, that's a good one. I've got, Doctor Hammond for, landing on the dig site.
01;32;04;03 - 01;32;28;16
I've got, the fucking shaving cream on a slice of pie, and, I've got the lawyer for leaving the kids in the fucking, How's it? Good. God. So now it is, time for our last segment. And, this could probably be pretty brief, because I think, actually, I'm taking that back. I don't know what we're going to say.
01;32;28;19 - 01;32;53;04
This is would you survive a trip to Jurassic Park? I don't think I would survive. I would be Raptor lunch. Yeah. Very quickly. I'm. I'm. So. It really depends on what? What I ran into. But if I ran into the situations, these people that I would not survive. Yeah, yeah, I just don't, I don't want to say I don't have a will to live.
01;32;53;07 - 01;33;14;17
Oh, God. I've lost the will to live. It's just not that it's over. You see, I'm in a situation like this. I'm not probably going to. Look, if I'm going to go, it's not a bad way to go, right? Yeah. Like to write it on your side in the afterlife. I was eaten by the villain. Yeah. And I watched it happen.
01;33;14;17 - 01;33;40;03
That's because to, like, make you while you're alive. So. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I would, I survive, I, I and I don't know if I want to, if I, if I'm going to be there. I was like, that's how I want to go out. Like I knew we had talked about that, but that's. Yeah. Also if I, if I run into that Dilophosaurus who's running security at Jurassic Park as the only competent staff member, like I'm fucked.
01;33;40;03 - 01;34;03;11
So no, I would not survive. Yeah. I feel like a lot of maybe, like, Casey and I would survive because the because female, like, what's it called? Like we see you. Yeah. Like. Yeah. Women and. Yeah. Yeah, women. And they're like, oh, you're fine. You're not fucking like, you're not fucking up the world the way these men are.
01;34;03;12 - 01;34;17;28
Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, yeah. The T-Rex wasn't going to Tokyo. Laura Dern, she was just like chasing after like it's Laura Dern. Yes. It's like it's like it's actually Laura.
01;34;18;01 - 01;34;43;17
It's just a crazed fan. Yeah. Watch that. So the is like, just looks more excited than anything. Yeah. Okay guys that's it. That's Jurassic Park. And you guys, that's our, fucking rotten eggs triple feature. Oh, done. Done we did. Now it's time to announce our newest triple feature. Yeah. Which I'm realizing right now, we don't have a name for yet.
01;34;43;23 - 01;35;03;10
You're right. I think we're done. Sometimes we go, we go old school. We just keep it simple. Our new triple feature is all about mad scientists, obviously, and we're kicking it off with, a movie that Danny is scared to watch, but also a movie that brought me back to the horror world. I grew up with horror.
01;35;03;10 - 01;35;23;25
And then around like 2000 when hostel came out, I was like, nope, I'm out of this. I kind of tuned out. And then, Tusk was the movie that kind of brought me back into this world. And, so we are going to be watching Tusk to kick off our Mad scientist triple feature. And, Casey, what are we watching after Tusk?
01;35;23;27 - 01;35;43;18
We are watching the 1996 version of The Island of Doctor Moreau. I am so excited for this. And you know I can rest in peace. Val Kilmer a sad loss recently. Yeah. And, so we'll honor him by doing, Island of doctor. And so neither of you have seen it, which I loves. Correct. I have not seen.
01;35;43;19 - 01;36;06;24
I'm very excited about, And, Danny, what are we going to wrap up? Mad scientists with? We're going to wrap it up with, I think. Yeah. Our the oldest movie that we'll have done on the podcast from 1920, The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari. Yeah, I'm very excited about it's going to be our oldest movie and our first silent movie to say, oh yeah, that's right.
01;36;06;24 - 01;36;23;16
So yeah, I'm excited to watch it because I've heard things about it for years and I've never I've never seen it. So, I saw it live. I'm excited. And Horror Film Festival a few years ago and they had, live composers. They had scored an original, they'd done an original score for the movie and they played it.
01;36;23;16 - 01;36;58;15
It was such an incredible experience. Yeah, that's that's awesome. Okay, well, that is it. Sarah, thank you for joining us today. Is there anything that you want to promote, anything that you're working on that you want to tell our listeners about? Or even where they can find you on social media, anything like that? Yeah. So, our found footage horror film Dry Spell will be, we're we're weeks from being fully finished and entering a few film festivals, so our, Instagram is dry spell movie.
01;36;58;15 - 01;37;26;22
All one word if you want to keep up with that. And what we're going to do with that, and then, my socials are pretty much all spooky. Sarah. Skeletons. All one word Sarah spelled with an H. Came up with that because my last name is ridiculous. Sometimes. But yeah, that's pretty much it. You can find me on TikTok, blue Sky, Instagram under that name.
01;37;26;25 - 01;37;45;02
Okay, awesome. And we will have all of that information in the show notes for you guys to check out. Danny Casey, where can we. Where can our listeners find you guys on social media? I'm on Instagram at Wolf Mother. Casey. Awesome. And, Danny, it's time to embarrass yourself in front of our guests. Oh, yeah. I got it.
01;37;45;06 - 01;37;57;29
I'm on, Instagram and Blue Sky at my name. It's, Danny Salem. Danny. Sally. That's two names like the candy melt in your. But not in your hands. I'm.
01;37;58;02 - 01;39;11;13
Let your freak flag fly. Let's find a safe place here. And you can find me on social media at Zach when sick make sure to follow the show on, social media, wherever you follow your horror podcast and that's it, you guys. Thank you all for listening. Now go meet some monsters.